So, y'know...

May 30

What if this really IS the zombie apocalypse, and we’re just sitting around laughing about it?

So there’s this, about which I said this. Which includes this.

But what if, like the opening act of any good zombie flick, this really is the beginning of the zombie apocalypse, and we’re just so desensitized and amused by the pop-culture appeal of it all, we’re ignoring the warning signs we’ve been jokingly preparing for since the publication of this?

I think you could make this into a movie. Nevermind, everyone already did.

May 29

Reads like the prologue to a Romero film. -

laughterkey:

sourfruitlyman:

stfuconservatives:

missworded:

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash


5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

(via frakintosh)

May 25

Interesting Prom.
No good can come of this.
[ via The Big Picture ]

Interesting Prom.

No good can come of this.

[ via The Big Picture ]

May 24


I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life.

Seems about right.

I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life.

Seems about right.

May 15

Venus’s day is longer then its year

ohyeahfacts:

The time Venus takes to complete a rotation (243 Earth days) is longer than the time it takes to orbit the Sun (225 Earth days).

(Source: google.com)

May 09

When Technical Writers Are Forced to Make School Lunches.

When Technical Writers Are Forced to Make School Lunches.


May 08

Trying to use willpower to overcome the apathetic sort of sadness that accompanies depression is like a person with no arms trying to punch themselves until their hands grow back.

(Source: hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com)

There’s a person I follow on tumblr whose feed might as well be my queue.

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May 07

Clapping your hands when you like a band is way better than clicking some like button.

Clapping your hands when you like a band is way better than clicking some like button.