So there’s this, about which I said this. Which includes this.
But what if, like the opening act of any good zombie flick, this really is the beginning of the zombie apocalypse, and we’re just so desensitized and amused by the pop-culture appeal of it all, we’re ignoring the warning signs we’ve been jokingly preparing for since the publication of this?
I think you could make this into a movie. Nevermind, everyone already did.
Reads like the prologue to a Romero film. -
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
(via frakintosh)
Interesting Prom.
No good can come of this.
[ via The Big Picture ]
I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life.
Seems about right.
The time Venus takes to complete a rotation (243 Earth days) is longer than the time it takes to orbit the Sun (225 Earth days).
(Source: google.com)
When Technical Writers Are Forced to Make School Lunches.

Trying to use willpower to overcome the apathetic sort of sadness that accompanies depression is like a person with no arms trying to punch themselves until their hands grow back.
(Source: hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com)
There’s a person I follow on tumblr whose feed might as well be my queue.
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Clapping your hands when you like a band is way better than clicking some like button.